- Freckles
- Pores
- Glitter-eyeshadow that you should have washed off last night
- Flecks of black paint that keep coming off your watch
- Any spot on your skin that recently felt even the slightest bit itchy.
So, I’ve been kind of absent lately. Sorry about that. There’s been a bed bug/allergic reaction/stress hives kind of thing happening and it’s taken a lot out of me. Fingers crossed it’s been quashed by a few days of anti-histamines and corticosteroids. With any lucky, I’ll be back to regaling all of you with mediocre photography and awkward stories in no time. I’m sure you’re as hyped about that as I am.